2. Overly aata-faced aunties.
The funny thing is, these aunties think they are in the limelight of the event underneath heavy coats of face powder, base, and whatnot makeup stuff. I recently attended a wedding and an aunty starts talking to me. I kept nodding to whatever she was saying while thinking super hard who the hell is she; her makeup coat was SO thick that I couldn’t recognize my very own phupo.